Spare a thought for the poor public servant tasked with considering how two prime ministers would be able to relieve themselves while partaking in a multi-day hike. 

It’s likely the LAST thing the respective leaders would want to talk about with anyone, let alone a member of staff.

It’s the thing of dreams for a program like Utopia. You can imagine the whiteboards, the maps and a certain lack of eye contact being made as the planning ensued.

But such are the considerations when you’re a world leader spending two days hiking an iconic track synonymous with Australia and PNG’s war efforts in jungle terrains. 

There’s a certain expectation that comes with an Australian prime minister on Anzac Day. They’re often found at the War Memorial in Canberra, visiting a domestic military base or standing on foreign shores where Australian soldiers have fallen.